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[The scene opens in Kurt Kaoss’ office. Kurt is sitting behind his desk, and Laura Phoenix is standing behind him. Kurt removes his sunglasses and speaks into the camera.]
KK: Good evening, loyal fans of PWSX. Tonight we have something a little different planned from our usual programming.
[Laura steps forward and puts her hands palms down on Kurt’s desk and speaks.]
LP: Tonight, we are 10 days away from PWSX’s Pay Per View, All Out. We are excited to bring this to you, but before that happens, we asked the PWSX Megastars to take a night away from physical action, and talk about their respective matches.
KK: The roster who is participating in the PPV welcomed this with open arms, and we got some great feedback from the boys. And we also have a very special treat for you; Nick Madison’s “To The Extreme” talk show makes its return tonight, and should prove to be entertaining as usual. Now, without further adieu, we’ll kick it over to the roster members, which were previously recorded earlier this week.
LP: Once again, thanks to the great fans of the PWSX, and we’ll see you at ALL OUT!!!
The ring is shown with two ceremonial tall candles. In the middle of the ring is a casket. There's a big portrait of Black Solar in the ring next to casket. There's are flowers all over the casket area. The whole area appears to be like there's a funeral.
Mac: What is this set up for?
Cheese: It looks likes a funeral... But why is Solar's picture in the ring?
Mac: I don't know.
"Sound of Madness" plays and the crowd erupts. Dick Nash comes out in a black suit with sunglasses on. He has the PWSX X-treme Championship over shoulder. He has a smile on his face as he raises his arms to trigger his pyro.
Kim: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the PWSX X-treme Champion, "The American Degenerate" Dick Nash!
Cheese: We are now seeing this come all together into who set this all up. It's the X-Treme champion, Dick Nash. His opponent for this match is a former X-treme Champion in Black Solar at All Out. Let's see what the X-treme Champion has to say.
Mac: I'm sure that he's going to waste our time.
Cheese: You don't know that.
Dick Nash stops at the bottom of the ramp where he sees a hot chick with a sign that reads "I like Dick!" with Dick Nash's photo on it. Dick looks and smiles as the lady. He goes to her and smiles as he takes out what appears to be a hotel key and sticks it down the woman's cleavage and winks at her.
Dick: 405 Marriot.
Cheese: It appears that Dick just made a date for tonight.
Dick enters the ring as the crowd was chanting his name. He goes up to the podium and places the PWSX X-treme championship on the podium, showing the front plate of it. He smiles as the crowd is chanting "Nash" for a couple minutes.
Dick: Please... continue. HAHA! But seriously, PWSX comes to us with their first Pay-Per-View under the Kaoss-Phoenix era, All Out. And at this PPV, yours truly will be taking on a former World and X-treme champion in Black Solar. Now, I'm sure that everyone is wondering what this stage set up is all about. Well, at All Out, there's going to be a funeral. The fall of the Straight Edge Messiah. Because when I'm done with him at All Out, this casket is going to be used. I'm doing this because well, let's face. If I don't do it, then no one will...
Dick pulls out a piece of paper and his reading glasses. He clears his throat.
Dick: Ode to Black Solar...
Dick Nash pauses. He looks around and smiles. He balls up the piece of paper.
Dick: Thank you!
The crowd cheers for the short statement.
Dick: You see, Solar. I don't spend my time boring people with long overdrawn speeches about why they should be doing in life, unless it's that chick right there and even then it's only about getting on the bed and stripping for me. You see, Black Solar, this country is based on the ability to choose. To choose to drink, smoke, and fuck that fine piece of ass right there.
Dick points to the girl that has his hotel key.
Dick: This country is based off of freedom of speech and freedom of expression. And I'm going to express myself all over your face. And if you don't know me, then...
Crowd: You don't know DICK!
Dick: Damn skippy, hippy.
Dick walks out of the ring and onto the ramp as his entrance music plays. He raises his hands up in success.
Mac: Well, that was a complete waste of time. I can't believe that we were subject to that.
Cheese: I actually found it entertaining, Mac.
Mac: You sure would...
The scene opens inside a locker room. We see Dontrelle Jones sitting in a chair, watching television, eating a bag of Doritos. He doesn’t look at the camera, just keeps watching the tv, chomping on the chips.
DJ: So, next week, me and Trent are goin at it with all the other tag teams in PWSX. Yeah, it may have been my call to do so, as I asked Kurt and Laura to make the match. But ya know, it really don’t matter.
Dontrelle takes some more chips and eats them.
DJ: There’s TITTS, CIA, and who knows who else is going to try and get in on this. But like I said, it don’t matter. Trent and I are the champs for a reason, and we DON’T plan on changing that anytime soon. Yeah, we’re a bit eccentric, a little “goofy”. But we get it done in the ring. So you can call us stoners if ya want, but that don’t make it true. But one thing that WILL remain true after next week, is that we are the PWSX Tag Team Champions. Get ready ladies and gents, cause we about to go...
Dontrelle gets the last chip in the bag and looks at it for a moment, then finally looks up at the camera.
DJ:...ALL OUT.
Dontrelle eats the chip and the scene fades.
The scene opens in the arena, as the fans are sitting quietly. Suddenly, they come alive with cheers, as “I Will Not Bow” starts to blare over the p.a. system. Nick Madison walks out onto the stage, and the fans continue to cheer.)
Jasy Kim: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring at this time, Nick Madison!
(The fans continue to cheer, as “Madison” chants echo throughout the arena. Nick makes his way to the ring, which is set up for the “To The Extreme” segment. Nick slides in the ring, and walks over and gets a microphone from one of the chairs in the ring.)
Nick Madison: Damn it feels good to see this set again.
(The fans cheer.)
Nick Madison: It’s been quite some time since I’ve hosted one of these, but I think this one should make up for the lost time. For those of you that don’t know, this is my segment I like to call “To The Extreme”. This is where I bring out various guests, and we talk about what’s going on in the company, any upcoming matches, stuff like that. Now, with the All Out pay per view coming up, I thought it’d be cool to have a few guests on the show. My first guest, goes by many names, though most are for behind closed doors, but you all may know him as my opponent at All Out, and Laura Phoenix’s bitch, Mack Payne!
(The fans begin to boo, as Mack Payne makes his way down to the ring. He gets in, and walks over to grab a microphone and sit down.)
Nick Madison: Thanks for being here, Mack.
Mack Payne: Shut it, let’s just get this over with.
Nick Madison: Aw, come on. Now’s not the time for hostilities, that’s next week. This week, it’s all about hyping up the All Out pay per view! Do you have any thoughts on it?
Mack Payne: My thoughts? Well that’s really rather simple Maddy. You see, I was lucky enough to pull the long end of the stick this month, and get put into a match with some new jobber named Nick Madison. Now whilst I haven’t had a REAL match in some time and I will be a little bi rusty, it’s lucky for me that I could be at 40% and still defeat Madison.
(Mack smirks at his comments.)
Nick Madison: Hmm, interesting talk coming from a guy who has proven to be nothing more than Laura’s bitch, and taking it up the ass from Fuller.
Mack Payne: Heh, that’s funny considering I’M a former PWSX TV Champion, AND former PWSX World Champion, and I have that little thing hanging on my wall… Oh what’s it called, A HALL OF FAME PLAQUE. And as far as Laura goes, I’m more of a man then she’ll ever be!
(Mack smirks, but then begins to rethink his comment.)
Mack Payne: Those matches, didn’t even count! I was still retired then!
Nick Madison: Oh really? So, that means that you’re still retired? So this match doesn’t really matter either? In fact....you technically shouldn’t even get paid for showing up.
Mack Payne: No, because I wasn’t under contract with PWSR at the time. I was under contract of Shane Fuller. However now, I’m under the contract of the “Owners” here in PWSX. Therefore WHEN I beat you, it will count. And it’ll be just another notch in my belt.
Nick Madison: Mack, you must be getting delusional in your old age, because there is no way in hell you’re going to walk out of All Out victorious. Hell, with your physical condition, you might not be able to walk out at all after I beat you.
Mack Payne: Well I wouldn't worry about my physic there Nick. You're the one who doesn't have the stamina to hold a title for more then a minute.
Nick Payne: Stamina? You’re one to talk, Mackey. We all know that you won’t be able to last ten minutes in the ring without breaking a hip or something.
Mack Payne: No u.
Nick Madison: What the...No u!
Mack Payne: No u!
Nick Madison: NO....U!
Mack Payne: NOOO........U!
(Nick steps back.)
Nick Madison: Alright, before things get even stupider with you out here, I better go ahead and bring out my next guest. He’s the man who’s going to beat your boy’s ass at All Out, the PWSX Heavyweight Champion, Keith Danielson!
(The fans erupt into cheers, as Keith Danielson comes out as “Enemy” plays over the p.a. system. Keith makes his way to the ring and gets in and gets the microphone on the third chair.)
Nick Madison: Sup champ?
Keith Danielson: How’s it going, Nick?
Nick Madison: Pretty good, just dealing with dumbass over here.
(Nick nods to Mack.)
Keith Danielson: Just show him a picture of Laura Phoenix and he'll run off with his tail tucked between his legs.
(Keith smirks, looking over at Mack who is clearly unimpressed at Keith's mockery.)
Mack Payne: So I have the same reaction Nick does when shown a pic of Trisha Lee Moore?
Nick Madison: Wow, Mack actually grew a pair, even without his butt buddy out here. Speaking of Fuller, maybe we should bring him out....
Keith Danielson: Yeeahhh....about that. You see, Shane’s flight got....delayed.
Mack Payne: Oh really?
Nick Madison: Well damn, I wonder how that happened.
Keith Danielson: A little birdie told me that someone actuall canceled his flight so he's not going to be able to make the show. I don't know who would do such a thing. I really don't.
(Keith looks at Mack and smirks.)
Mack Payne: ... You little mother-
Nick Madison: HEY! This is a semi-family show. Ya can’t say those kinda words on here. Besides...there’s a no violence clause on this show.
Mack Payne: Yeah, well those families can all take turns sucking my-
Keith Danielson: Banana!
Nick Madison: Mack, you really need to work on your people skills there, buddy.
Mack Payne: No u.
Keith Danielson: Well look at who he hangs out with. The only "people" he's around is a trashy, egotistical, blonde haired, kiss ass.
Mack Payne:...no u 2.
(Mack looks at Madison.)
Mack Payne: Well what the hell do you call him?
Nick Madison: Who? Keith?
Mack Payne: What the!? NO U!
Nick Madison: MACK! Temper, DAMNIT!
Mack Payne: STOP YOUR DAMN YELLING!
Nick Madison: Once you stop being a little BITCH!
Mack Payne: Why don’t YOU stop being a little bitch!?
Keith Danielson: Uh, HELLO!? I'm not sure if the two of you noticed or not but ... I'M STILL HERE!
Mack Payne: When the hell did you get out here?
Nick Madison: A few minutes ago. If you took the time to stop fantasizing about Fuller, you might have noticed.
Mack Payne: How about I make you fantasize about my fist!?
Nick Madison:....WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?
Mack Payne: It means, I’ll hit you so hard you...dream about it!
Keith Danielson: Who invited him out here again?
Nick Madison: Apparently I had to since he’s my opponent at All Out.
Keith Danielson: Too bad...someone...didn’t cancel his flight too.
Mack Payne: I’ll cancel your flight, permanently!
Nick Madison: Damn, where’s the popcorn, this is getting good.
Keith Danielson: I wouldn't mind some popcorn right now, but not to eat. I'd much rather shove it up Mack's ass.
Nick Madison: Holy shit, Keith! You sick freak!
(Mack looks at Nick, then at Keith, then back to Nick.)
Mack Payne: And I called YOU gay!?
Keith Danielson: No, don't worry, I'm not the gay one here. We all know that Mack, here, likes to spread 'em for Shane. Well, this time, Fuller will get a little popcorn with his late night Mack Snack.
Mack Payne: ... I'm just dumbfounded when you say things like that.
Nick Madison: I’m sure you feel that way a lot, Mack. But Keith....really dude....
Mack Payne: Now we know Keith’s favorite popcorn flavor.
Nick Madison: ALRIGHT! We’re supposed to be hyping our MATCHES...
Mack Payne: Well it's kinda hard considering SOMEBODY cancelled Shane's flight... so is they're really a point to having Keith out here?!
Nick Madison: Uh...well...he IS the champ....
Mack Payne: Well the REAL champ isn't even here to defend himself, so are we just going to have Keith debate himself?
Keith Danielson: We don't need to have Fuller here because there's no debate in the first place. I beat Shane Fuller before, when he was 100%. What do you think is gonna happen when I face him with arm all bandaged up, in a sling?
Nick Madison: To be fair, Keith, you are going to have one arm tied behind your back.
Keith Danielson: Indeed I will have one arm behind my back. But I'm not going to be wrestling hurt, like Shane. Or so he says.
Mack Payne: Oh he’s hurt. He’s DAMN hurt!
Nick Madison: Hurt or not, you also have to remember and deal with the fact that I might be the one walking out of All Out with the title if I cash in the Destination NEXT briefcase.
Keith Danielson: That’s certainly a possibility, but I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen.
Nick Madison: We’ll see about that, but at least we know bitch boy over here won’t be walking out with the title.
Mack Payne: No I won't be, because that belt will be tight around the waist of Shane Fuller. Sorry to be the one to break it to you two, but Fuller is better then the both of you combined, even with his injury.
Nick Madison: You keep telling yourself that, buddy. Whatever helps you sleep at night, because at All Out, you and your little “friend” are going to be going home with nothing but your heads up each other’s asses.
Mack Payne: We’ll see when the times come, Maddy. We’ll see.
Nick Madison: We will indeed.
Mack Payne: That we will.
Nick Madison: Yes we shall.
Mack Payne: You better believe it.
Nick Madison: Oh it’s on like Donkey Kong.
Mack Payne: Oh “on” doesn’t even BEGIN to describe what it....is.
Nick Madison: It depends on what your definition of is....is.
Mack Payne: You’ll find out come All Out when it’ll be on!
(Keith steps out of the ring and walks over to Mac & Cheese)
Keith Danielson: So ... How are you guys doing?
(Nick looks over at Keith conversing with the commentators and just shakes his head.)
Nick Madison: Well, this went to shit.
Mack Payne: I’m outta here.
Nick Madison: Yeah, I’m sure Shane’s getting worried. See you at All Out.
Mack Payne: Oh I'll be there! And I'LL see YOU at All Out.
(Mack drops the mic and gets out of the ring, as Nick just looks at him.
Nick Madison: Uh....okay then. Well, this has been another edition of “To The Extreme”. Don’t miss PWSX All Out, Sunday, May 30th, 2010. LIVE from Sin City, Las Vegas, Nevada! Goodnight everybody!
(Nick drops his mic as his music plays, and the scene fades to black.)
We see Marcus Adams walking down the hall, heading towards the gym. KC Roberts approaches him.
KC Roberts: Marcus, any words on your match against Omen at All Out?
Marcus looks at KC, but without saying anything, he walks off with a look of focus and determination in his eyes.
(The shot opens up as Trent Youngblood is standing in front of an "All Out" backdrop. He's got his PWSX Tag Team Championship slung over his shoulder, as he stares into the camera.)
Trent Youngblood: All Out is the PERFECT word for this upcoming Pay-Per-View. Because myself and my partner Dontrelle are going to go … All … Out. You see, I don’t know if all of you out there in TV Land have heard or not but, at All Out, we aren’t defending our Tag Team Titles against just one team. Oh no. Because, you see, we are looking to set new heights here in the PWSX. We are looking to take, not only the Tag Team Titles but the Tag Team Division it’s self, to whole never levels. And to do that, we have to go … All out. So what do we do, to set those precedents, you might ask. Well, we make an open challenge. And not just an open challenge to one team. We have made an open invitation to any team that wants to step in the ring with us and try and take those titles away from us. We already know that the team that we beat to win the titles, the C.I.A. has already thrown their hats into the match. And so hasn’t T.I.T.T.S. But who else will show up for the match? Who knows. Maybe no one will or maybe another 5 teams will enter the match. Nobody knows yet. But that doesn’t bother us. We’re ready to defend the Tag Team Titles against anyone and everyone. Even if that means all at once.
But, hey. It’s like I said … Me and Dontrelle aren’t settling for being “just another champion.” We’re looking to really make our mark known in the Tag Team Division. We’re looking to do things that nobody else has done or could do. We want to make sure that our stamp is left on the PWSX and that nobody will forget our names, for years to come. And at All Out, we begin our quest. Our quest to becoming the most decorated Tag Team Champions this company has ever seen. So I hope that the C.I.A., T.I.T.T.S. and whoever else may enter the match, are ready. Because, even though you see us goofing off a lot of times, when it comes time for the match, we’re going to be nothing but business. So I strongly urge everyone out there to make sure they order All Out. Because you do not want to miss the beginning of what will be a historic title reign by myself and Dontrelle. I promise you, it’s going to be a night that you will not want to forget.
(We cut to the SmarksTron where we see a shot of an empty valley, in the pitch dark we see red smoke filling the scene. Behind the red smoke, we see a large wooden cross. However, we can only see the back of the large cross. In the darkness we hear a voice, but we don’t see a body to go with it, just a disembodied voice in the background.)
Omen: 4 months. 4 months and 5 days I’ve held the PWSX Television title. Now ever since I won the title, the talks have been circling around that I am not worthy of holding this title. And then to fuel that, there has been the fact that I have only defended it once. Well the reasons behind that are very, very simple.
One, because I was involved in many other things since then. I actually made it into the PWSX World Title Elimination Chamber unlike most of those who criticize me. After that, I had a Tag Team title to defend with my “partner” Tony Angel. I had other priorities besides defending this title against undeserving men. Which brings us to reason two.
There has been NOBODY on this roster who I deemed worthy enough to compete for this title. Before me, this title was nothing. It was a paper title being passed around like a disease in a small room full of people. Anybody who wanted it, pretty much had it. Until now. Now, this title has prestige again. This title, is once again considered more then just another title belt. I do not need this belt, the belt needs me.
However I grow bored of having no competition… of having nobody step up and actually try to take this belt. Therefore I went out and I found myself an opponent.
(There is a slight pause as the camera begins to pan towards the cross.)
Omen: Marcus Adams, you have been selected. You have been thrown the gauntlet to step up and prove yourself to the world, to the PWSWF, but most importantly, prove yourself to me Adams. Because frankly, I don’t see the hype in you. However, everybody sings your praises, everybody says you’re the next big thing, and everybody thinks you’re something you’re not. A threat.
Therefore I’m going to prove that. I’m going to prove that you’re absolutely nothing special Adams. But by all means, if you disagree, I am begging you to prove me wrong.
I am begging you… for a challenge.
(The camera spins around to the front of the cross, and carved into the wood we see the message “THE OMEN IS NOW”. However, there is no sight of Omen as the scene slowly fades.)
The rafters seemed so peaceful at this time of year as there was no one inside the arena, there was a shadow from the person sitting up there looking down at the ring and looking around at the different aspects of the arena. He looks down at the ground as his feet dangle over the edge, and he laughs because he knows that the uncertainty of him falling was unlikely, but who knew what had happened. If he wanted to succeed he would have to succumb once more to the monster he once was to get the X-treme Championship away from Dick Nash. With a microphone in his taped right hand, he gets prepared to put it up to his mouth.
“the Straight Edge Messiah” Black Solar
We all make mistakes in our lives, and mine was the monster that I became after someone ran me over and took away what was left of my sanity, but then again I applaud that person, because if he hadn’t done the things he had done then the monster wouldn’t have been born and I may or may not have won the X-treme Championship away from Now World Champion Keith Danielson. But then I look at my actions of the recent, and see that this title match means something more significant than anyone would imagine, even to you dick Nash who you seem to think that I am more than a messiah, to those who have seen the light but maybe just maybe I am something more than you want, and something that you will never be. A guiding light, a role model for those who can’t drink, smoke or do drugs. Yes I preach about my straight edge lifestyle and how good it is, but Nash, you think that I am just preaching, well you would be right except for one thing. When the followers of the Solar have come out to play, there is some concern that I am just leading them astray, I am leading them into the inevitable slaughter they call death, but I don’t lead them to their untimely demise, I am just leading them to a better life, a better future where you can see that people are not gonna be bought and are going to be saved by their own worlds, not my own.
Solar looks down at the empty arena below, and he looks at the ring where he has spilt a lot of his blood trying to get back into what he was, he was in love with the pain, the suffering, the people who he had around with. He hits another flash back and laughs as he remembers this one.
“the Straight Edge Messiah” Black Solar
When you think of X-treme Championship matches there wasn’t a better one which claimed match of the year last year than Alamar Aguston vs. Black Solar for the Xtreme Championship. It was a hell of a battle and the victory went to Aguston because of a certain person interfering. But then again, Dick Nash you are not Alamar Aguston, but you are the Champion I am chasing now, and there probably wont be ladders or chairs or even tables I hope that you bring you’re a-Game because when you want something this bad and the person that holds on to the item in question of what you want. You work harder to get it, and you wait until the person is weakened. Then you bring in the Cases and you deal your blow and steal the title. So Dick Nash when it comes to the X-treme championship match, do you have what it takes to try and beat me? Or will you succumb just like many others to the Solar Effect? I don’t know about you but there is so much I can say or do with that move it seems like you wont stand a chance. Quote the Solar, “Forevermore”.
The scene fades out when Solar stands up from the rafters and extends his arms out into a crucifix position.
[The scene pans back to Kurt office, and we find the 2 GM’s in the same spot we left them.]
KK: There you have it, Ladies and Gentlemen…the foundation is set, and we are getting geared up for ‘All Out’.
LP: Thank you for tuning in tonight, and Kurt and I are both looking forward to seeing those who make it to Las Vegas to see the PPV in person, and the millions around the world who will be tuning in. See you all in 10 days!
[The scene fades out on Kurt and Laura, and pans in on the PWSX ;All Out’ graphic as it blazes on the screen.]
